seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

(Source: sjpham)

attersee:

theweaponofchoice:

exactly.

My crush on Junji Ito knows no bounds

nedbert:

chescraft:

nedbert:

man i wonder what a penis feels like 

feels like a pain in the ass 

did u just

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

we will see the world, together, one day.

whereihidestuff:

I can see the furriness

(Source: straightguysandbutts)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great